The Diet

Due to a strong motivation to bulk up, Brandon has been on the search for a new diet. Not to lose weight, but to be healthier.

I told him to try my diet, which consists of eating whatever I want. I later realized that this wasn't so much a diet as a poor lifestyle choice. But I don't see why I should have to jump on the band wagon of this generation with the whole organic craze. Do I support Organisms (the title of people who eat organically)? Of course I do! Down with pesticides and chemicals and chickens with three heads. But if I so chose, I should be able to eat high fructose corn syrup and genetically altered beef that is three times larger than the average cow. MMM cow.

Speaking of which, we had an intern grill out last night. You don't realize how good real food is (in comparison to dining hall food) until it's gone. And let me tell you, in our lives, real food is gone. That was until last night.... the table was filled with the most delicious all-American meal a boy could want. Steak, corn, beans, potatoes, pasta, brownies, pie... I ate my fill.

Which leads this whole post around to the end of the night. Brandon decided to partake in the raw egg diet. Brandon purchased 60 protein rich eggs to help in his quest of self betterment. Due to necessity (and lack of all cooking utencils) he has resorted to drinking his eggs raw, Rocky style.
He says if you do it fast enough, you don't really taste it.
I think he's lying.

And so it begins

Brandon and Jared. Just two average interns, or are they?

We work for a student ministries office; handling paper work, hot coffee, copy machines, cameras, computers... whatever needs to be handled.

We do our work with swiftness and skill. Or at least one of us does.

We

are

interns.